Donald Trump: Aww shucks, India. I heard you guys are in a terrible recession. To help your fireworks industry, I’m ordering some Diwali rockets so I can blast away all those illegal votes against me. And if they still force me out of the White House, am gonna get one of those big Sivakasi bombs.
Joe Biden: Dear India, may I please gift wrap Trump and send him to you as a special Diwali gift? You could put him in one of the many Trump towers coming up in your country.
Narendra Modi: Mitron, this Diwali I will be doing a special Mann ki Baat via Zoom in 15 languages, simulcast on every news channel on prime time, streamed live on Facebook, Read More
