Trump: Hi there Modi! Love those fancy duds you’re wearing.
Modi: Fancy duds? Actually this is my beautifully tailored Modi jacket.
Trump: Hey you gotta get a new wardrobe now that you’re coming to Texas. How about a cowboy hat and boots?
Modi: Oh yes, it will be so nice to have several wardrobe changes in America, so many cameras will be following me!
Trump: You’ll need to get with the lingo too, now say after me, Howdy.
Modi: In fact, I’m calling my NRI event in Houston, Howdy Texas.
Trump: Now let’s get down to business. Those high tariffs on Harley Davidsons gotta go!
Modi: Understand your concern, but we have some very nice motorcycles in India too. You must come to Ahmedabad and see how Read More