News anchor: Good evening! Is this TV studio now the most dangerous place on earth, even more so than the LoC? We have two respected retired generals joining us from Delhi and Islamabad to debate this question. Gentlemen, let the fission begin.
Indian retd. general: We must cross the LoC and destroy every terror camp in Pakistan.
Pak retd. general: How dare you, how dare you, how dare you?
Indian general: I dare, I dare, I dare. You are Terroristan not Pakistan.
Pak general: Take back your words, else I will inform GHQ in Rawalpindi.
Indian general: Don’t tell me about GHQ. That’s where the real sharif badmash resides.
Pak general: At least our big boss has a fixed Read More
