Party 1: Arre! Vikas Dubey ka “encounter” ho gaya in Kanpur! But before, we were told he would surrender in a TV studio in Noida.
Party 2: Bhai, he surrendered in the Ujjain Mahakal mandir after Shiv darshan. Very auspicious.
Party 3: Well, we never gave him a ticket. Our party has nothing whatsoever to do with this gangster. Our rule is clear: we take only winnable history sheeters.
Party 4: We also had nothing to do with him, we may have offered his wife a ticket once. Theek hai, yeh democracy hai. All are welcome in a democracy. Loktantra hai, mere bhai.
Party 2: There was a Vikas who had come to our party office once. He looked like a real bahubali, a doer, wah! We Read More
