Gandhi: Namaste. I am Bapu. I came to see whether you are celebrating my birthday by following my teachings.
Aaj ka Neta: Bapu who?
Gandhi: You know, the father of the Indian nation. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.
Aaj ka neta: Mohandas Karamchand? Isn’t it Mohanlal Karamveer, no, Mohanchand Karamdas … ?
Gandhi: No. That’s not me.
Aaj ka neta: How come you’re here? Aren’t you a statue?
Gandhi: No I’m not just a statue. I was once a human being who stood for values like non-violence. Do you follow non-violence?
Aaj ka neta: Completely, Bapu! I take strong armed action against those who don’t follow your values. I beat them, I arrest them, I get police to use teargas on them and lathicharge them.
Gandhi: My other teaching was Read More
