HD Deve Gowda: Vote for the secular alternative!
(What he means: Vote for me, my sons, my grandsons)
Narendra Modi: When it comes to terrorists, ghar mein ghus ke maarenge!
(His supporters in Gurugram interpret this as: if you don’t like your neighbour, enter his house with large sticks and beat him up)
Rahul Gandhi: If we win, we’ll remove poverty and provide Nyay!
(What he means: my grandmother promised Garibi Hatao, couldn’t achieve it, now give me a chance. After all, it’s all in the family!)
Mamata Banerjee: Bengal will never bow to Centre’s diktat!
(What she means: No chopper from Delhi will be allowed to land in my air space. Khobordar)
Mayawati: Don’t divide the Muslim vote!
(What she means: After scoring zero in 2014 general election, Read More
