Mamata Banerjee: Narendra Modi taunted me with “Didi oh Didi”, I turned it around to Didigiri-oh-Didigiri. After my stunning third win, I’m clearly most suitable as unquestioned leader of a united opposition. Anyone else for Khela Hobe?
Sonia Gandhi: But I already have a suitable boy at home. When will you all recognise him as the true heir apparent? He’s been waiting for so long.
Rahul Gandhi: But mother, do I really have to go through all this? Isn’t it enough that I regularly put out strong statements on Twitter? Besides, power is poison.
Sharad Pawar: No no, power is Pawar. Give me a chance and I’ll conquer all land from Maharashtra to Delhi. I know every inch of the real estate that Read More
