Trump: Hey fellas, now listen, I can’t be seen to be losing to an old guy like Biden. I mean, he’s even older than me, for god’s sake. We gotta do something.
Aide 1: Mr President, for some pointers, maybe you can look at elections going on in an Indian state called Bihar?
Trump: Bee-haar? Now where the heck is that?
Aide 2: It’s a state in north India.
Trump: In India? Where the air is so filthy? Where they have names like Ka-MAH-la, or is it KAA-mala or Kama-LAA?
Aide 3: There’s an election going on there too. No social distancing, no crowd control, no masks, it’s a free for all. Just let thousands of your supporters run amok freely.
Trump: Sounds great. And they Read More
