Xi: Mr Modi, I would love to say ‘gong xi fa cai’ (may you be prosperous) but your troops simply have to allow us to build our road at Doklam since it is our territory.
Modi: Dost, dost na raha Mr Xi. Don’t you remember how we sat on the swing in Ahmedabad? It’s time India and China had a Himalayan handshake.
Xi: I’ve heard the slogan Hindi Chini bhai bhai.
Modi: Let’s not make it Hindi Chini bye bye. You may be the dragon, but India is also the elephant in the room.
Xi: I’ve made chop suey for lunch for you, Mr Modi. But it’s not American chop suey because when it comes to Brics, we believe in trumping Trump.
Modi: You sure Read More
