Why should panty nationals be forced to chant ‘no sex please we are desh bhakts’?
The anti-nationals of JNU, thundered BJP MLA Gyandev Ahuja, not only dance naked post 8pm, they also use 3,000 condoms and anti-pregnancy injections and consume 3,000 cans of beer, 10,000 cigarettes and 4,000 bidis per day.
These insatiable anti-nationals also gorge on meat as 50,000 pieces of “big and small” meat bones were found on campus, bellowed Ahuja, as a clincher to the argument about bloodthirsty sedition in JNU. With so many numbers of bones, numbers of condoms and beer cans, clearly the good times in JNU are numbered too. If even condoms are now the mark of the anti-national, then are nationalists marked by premature ejaculation? Read More
