Narendra Modi: No more Mann Ki Baat folks, it’s time for me to finally listen to janta ki baat. From now on the people will talk and I will listen, although the Doordarshan cameras have been told to remain focussed exclusively on me.
Rahul Gandhi: No more holidays abroad. Instead I’ll visit each and every temple in the country since I’m now a janeu-dhari Hindu. The only foreign country I may visit is Cambodia since there are temples there.
Arun Jaitley: Read my lips no new taxes. I also promise tax concessions on kannadiga snacks given impending elections in Karnataka.
Amit Shah: I’ll break each and every non-BJP government and ensure the lotus blooms across India without needing support of any EVMs.
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