Modi: Ah Donald, can I give you a tight hug like I gave my friend Barack? Barack and I used to hug each other.
Trump: I’d love to hug you Mr Modi but I got a problem with Indians who’ve had visa problems in the US.
Modi: Arre forget the past. I want to discuss this H-1B visa with you. Discrimination is bad. In India, there’s no discrimination. We all live by my slogan sabka saath, sabka vikas.
Trump: My slogan is America first, Trump first and me first. I do my own isolationist thing.
Modi: But I hear you have a Trump tower in Mumbai and are outsourcing your name to Indian builders?
Trump: Hey, that’s business, being a Gujarati I thought you’d know.
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